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Welcome, my loyal subject! Some might think it appropriate of me to introduce myself, but that would be silly, since everyone in KUPL Nation Land already knows that it is I, Her Majesty, Queen Teresa of the KUPL Nation, fairest of the land, sitting atop my royal throne, in my royal cubicle, in the KUPL Offices.
Everyone also knows that I rule the KUPL Nation Land with a firm but rewarding hand! To those that might claim that my point-rewards bear no logic, I say this to you: Logic is in the eye of the beholder, and this beholder’s eye is perfectly logical! But I digress… simply I must state, make sure to read my decrees and follow them and you will be handsomely rewarded!
All shall love me!
No one shall question me!
All shall shower compliments upon me!
Check back often for my royal decrees. Also, feel free to e-mail me with comments about my beauty and how righteous and just you think my decrees are!
Her Majesty (the beautiful),
Queen Teresa
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